Herein lies an account of this journey, told in five phases. Single, True Love, Pregnancy, Baby, and Ongoing through luminous, laugh-out-loud funny, unclassifiable essays that take the form of letters to a doctor, dreams of a stork, fantasy therapy sessions, gossip between raccoons, excerpts from an imaginary olden timey play, obituaries, theories about post-partum hair loss, graduation speeches, and more. Hardcover.